A friend and I were discussing this today.
In my close friends, i.e., people/couples my husband and I meet with regularly, work with, or visit regularly, and who are our age for the most part, although most are actually younger:
Here is the alternative:
Birth-control pills poison everyone
In case you are too lazy to click, that’s a link to an article where some people are freaking out because the residual chemicals from birth control pills get into the ground water and they found weird half-male half-female fish.
In the words of my friend Millie “it is very sad that there are transsexual fish out there all swimming around not knowing if they should wear heels or hunt deer.”