How I Build a Group Fitness Music Playlist

One of the the key elements to a great group fitness experience is what you hear. Of course, the instructor’s voice is key because she is giving you direction and, ideally, encouragement. But beneath the instructor’s voice is the music. The right music keeps your heart pumping and makes you excited to keep moving. The best music even makes you want to dance a little! I am extremely picky about how I build my group fitness music playlists. I thought I’d share the guidelines I use when selecting songs. Whether you are a group fitness instructor or just want to build a playlist for your gym or at-home workouts, these guidelines are a great start.

How I Build A Group Fitness Music Playlist | Conscientious Confusion

  • Minimum BPM of 120. Lagree fitness classes are specifically tailored for songs using 120-140 bpm (beats per minute). I like 140 bpm the best.
  • No profanity. You might like profanity, or just not mind it, but as a group fitness instructor you have to consider your clients. For people who have suffered mental or emotional abuse, profanity is often a trigger. Respect those whose backgrounds you do not know and avoid profanity in music. If you love a song that contains cursing, try searching for the “Radio Edit” version of it where the profanity is bleeped out.
  • No offensive lyrics. This is different from profanity. Anything that talks about women being used as objects is out, for me. Similarly, I avoid overt and repetitive mentions of infidelity or name-calling.
  • No gaps in the beat. A lot of fancy DJ’s like to create maximum impact for their beat by incorporating a period of silence and then “dropping the beat” periodically throughout the song. Or having a dreamy no-drums singing transition halfway into the song (in the bridge). This doesn’t work for group fitness. If I’m making people suffer through 90 seconds of sit-ups and the beat suddenly  stops for 5 seconds in the last 10 seconds, I lose about half the class. Not cool. Songs like that get the “thumbs down”. Sorry, DJs!
  • No long periods of rapping.  Too much rhythmic talking and you, the instructor, are going to be competing with the rapper for attention because you are both talking.
  • No excessive repetition. I really liked one song that had a long period of some guy yelling, “Give it up! Give it up! Give it up!” or something to that effect. Maybe 2 repetitions is fine, but more than 5 seconds of the same phrase with the same inflection is going to become annoying fast. I have had clients comment on repetitions that I didn’t even notice when I built the playlist. Listen for those beforehand.
  • Listen to the ENTIRE song before putting it on the playlist. I’ve found some songs with really cool beats and added them to my playlist without listening to the whole thing, only to find later that they contained one of the elements I have described as best to avoid (most often offensive lyrics).

That’s what works for me, so far! For the record, my favorite “app for that” is Spotify Premium. Totally worth the $10 per month.

What do you think? What makes a group fitness music playlist great to you? Any tips to add?

An Afternoon of Music: The Sense-able Gym Celebrates 6 months!

I’m excited to announce that I’ll be teaching kids yoga classes beginning in 2014 at The Sense-able Gym in Garland (near Richardson)! We’ve written about The Sense-able Gym on Dallas Moms Blog in the past, and the kids and I were able to visit last month to check it out. While it is geared to specifically assist children with sensory needs, it’s a wonderful play space for kids at all levels of learning. My kids LOVE the “Quiet Room” which is dark and has wonderful lighted toys, a music keyboard with shapes that you can jump on, and a light-reactive touching wall. I could go on and on, but I want to tell you today that The Sense-able Gym is celebrating their 6 month anniversary with a FREE special event THIS Saturday, November 23 from 3-5pm including demos and Q&A with myself, the music therapist, and a kids karate teacher. There will be sign-ups for all of our classes available and you can ask us any questions. Be sure to also follow Sense-able Gym on Facebook for updated info and their new open play hours.

The Sense-ableGym - Afternoon Of Music, November 23 from 3-5pm

 

 

4 MORE Things I’ve Learned from HipHop Music

4 MORE things I have learned from hip-hop dance music

It’s been over a year now that I’ve been teaching Lagree fitness classes to music at 140bpm or above, where I listen to far too much hip-hop dance music than is good for me. So it is time for another installment of Things I Have Learned From Hip-Hop Dance Music, you can find Part 1 here. This is Part 2, which is composed mostly of observations and speculation.

1. Where are the girls/boys at?

The person “singing” this song seems to have one of a few possible issues:

a) Is such a thorough third wave feminist that they do not see gender at all (much like some people “do not see color”) and is having to ask everyone around them for their specific gender identification in order to address them by the correct pronoun.

b) Is in a club setting so dark that they cannot find or distinguish between girls and boys. This could understandably be further complicated by androgynous dress and hairstyle, see “a”, above.

c) Is blind.

2. Party! Party! Party!

Again, a few possibilities exist:

a) Noun. We are being warned about a spontaneously occurring, unforeseen, incoming party. Look out! PARTY COMING!

b) Verb. The implied “you”. (You) party! Hey you, over there: Party! No, really, DO IT! Right now! YOU HAVE TO! YOU MUST! PARTY!

3. “Over there” or “Over here”

Now that I think about it, this is probably the answer to #1. Where is everyone? Over there. Over there on the dance floor. There she is, over there. Where we at? We over here! Where do you need to be? You need to be over here. Why? Because you’re over there right now and we over here. Obviously.

4. Put your hands in the air.

I’m pretty sure this one was heavily influenced by the deodorant/antiperspirant lobby. According to the lyrics of most songs, you are not really having a good time until your hands are in the air. One song that I am thinking of, in particular, just repeats it over and over: Put your hands in the air! Put your hands in the air! (Bonus if you do it even though “you just don’t care”). If you are just “gettin’ down”, your good time is not complete. You need to both get down AND put your hands in the air. I need someone to draw me a picture of this one so I can fully understand how these two things work together. Or have I just described twerking?

 

6 Things I have Learned from HipHop music

Being a fitness instructor who teaches class to songs between 120-140 bpm, I hear a lot of hip-hop dance music nowadays. As I have been exposed to many more hours of hip-hop dance music than ever before in my life, I have learned a few things that I feel compelled to share with you.

  1. One wears a Speedo in order to “tan [the] cheeks”. I had no idea this is why fellows wore the tiny suits, but now that I think about it, it does make sense. I mean, how else are you going to tan that area? Still, it’s unfortunate that they have to do it where I am forced to see them.
  2. “My girl has a big ol’ booty, Your girl has a little booty”. In this scenario, the big booty is preferred. When the singer points out that your girl has a little booty, that’s not a compliment to her, as one might originally think. Please do not tell my clients this, as they are paying money to make their bootys smaller.
  3. The singer believes that you should prefer him as a suitor over his competitor because he has more money. Regardless of the fact that he is addressing a woman as a “ho” and already talking about the other women he is simultaneously entertaining, the money really will make up for all that. Girl.
  4. If you want a man to go crazy, drop it down low. I am not 100% sure how this is done, but it’s clear that it’s typically done on a dance floor. One day I should be capable of a move like this since I’ve really been working on my thigh and glute strength, right? I believe I could find examples of how in music videos.
  5. Mick Jagger is an icon of sexiness even though he looks like this:
    photo from 102.3Bob

    I know this because MULTIPLE songs refer to him as such. I never would have guessed.

  6. Personal responsibility is overrated. Many of the songs refer to waking up not know where you are, who this person is, where various articles of clothing and electronics are…NO BIG DEAL. Let’s do it again tomorrow night!! On the other hand, it sounds like if you followed one of these singers around, throughout the evening you could accumulate a good deal of expensive cast-off items that they’ll never miss.
I know there are more than just these nuggets of wisdom buried in hip-hop dance music. I’ll let you know what else I find out as the weeks go by.
What am I missing? Have you learned valuable life lessons from hip-hop dance music?

Writer’s Workshop: Quote

“Smile, like you’ve got nothing to prove. No matter what you might do, there’s always someone out there cooler than you. 
I know that’s hard to believe, but there are people you meet – they’re into something that is too big to be expressed through their clothes.”
– Ben Folds, “There’s Always Someone Cooler Than You”

If I had one song lyric to share with my kids, this would be it.
True, the song also includes reference to beer and uses several curse words, but I think the message is important. Also, Ben Folds is brillant.

I had a pretty good high school experience overall, not because I was popular (I was NOT), but because I didn’t care. I think I learned about halfway in that there’s always someone cooler than me.

“Now that I’ve got the disease, in a way I’m relieved
Cause’ I don’t have to stress about it like you do.
I might just get up and dance or buy some acid washed pants
If you don’t care then you got nothing to lose”

It is a huge relief not to do things because you wonder how it’s going to look to your peers, or how it will affect your social standing. Now, to authority figures and people who were my actual friends, it’s always been a different story. I am definitely a people pleaser in that regard.

Then again, that’s what makes this song remain important, even now!

I need to remember this as much as ever now that I’m a mom. I’m never going to be the coolest mom or the hippest, or whatever. My children will most likely not do calculus at 3 years old, or even read early or be super artistic.

I hope that they are original, and that they don’t fear the opinions of people who don’t matter.

Rock on, Ben Folds.

This post is a part of the Bloggy Mom’s Writer’s Workshop.

Biobag, “Flavors of Entanglement” and TMI

Several people have asked me about the “side effects from medicine” that I mentioned in my last post, so this is the TMI (too much information) part of the post, feel free to skip ahead. It turns out that at the age of 30, I have developed the beginnings of adult acne. When I realized this I went immediately to a wonderful dermatologist who has me on the Retin-A cream. This makes my skin peel. Its very tiny peeling but I feel like it makes me look like I have a kind of peach fuzz, and it is embarrassing to me!! I have been trying to remind myself that this means it’s working. Hopefully it will stop soon.

OK, so now for a few reviews.

In our efforts to go progressively more green, we have stopped using plastic grocery bags altogether for our groceries, but were still using plastic in our kitchen trash. I had read about BioBags, which are biodegradable and compostable, so I picked some up at Green Living last time we were there. This is my second week to use them. Due to the amount of things we can recycle and our curbside recycling program here in Dallas, we only go through about one kitchen trash bag every 7-10 days. I am not actually composting anymore but that is a different and longer story. The first week, right before I took the bag out of the trash can and to the trash bin behind our house, I emptied an entire kitty litter box into it in addition to the trash already in it. This was a bit harsh, I know, but I wanted to test it to it’s limits! FAIL. It sprayed a fine line of kitty litter throughout the house on the way out the door. I thought, OK, that was a little too much. This week I only put our regular trash into it. (I guess there were some wooden BBQ skewers too) But when I went to pull it out of the trash can – it had already started decomposing! Oh no! Half of one side of the bag had disintegrated into nothingness. I had to carry the whole kitchen trash can out to the trash bin in back. Then I had to hose out the kitchen trash can. Gross!! I have 10 more bags left in the box, so I am going to keep using them. If it gets any better, I will let you know. But my early conclusion is that these bags would only work if you change out the trash every 3-5 days before the bag has had a chance to disintegrate.


“Flavors of Entanglement” by Alanis Morissette * Alanis Morissette - Flavors of Entanglement (Deluxe Edition)

OK, so I love many of the songs on this album, currently my favorite is “Straitjacket”, because it talks about someone who drives her crazy because they don’t listen and I feel like that at work sometimes. Don’t get me wrong, I love my work, but I do work with some completely insane people, too, mostly because they don’t listen. I think that Garrett would like the song “Citizen of the Planet”. The song about missing someone (“Torch”) is so real and sad that I can hardly listen to it without being extremely glad I am married and won’t ever have to go through that again, but also filled with sadness thinking this might be how I feel if I were to be widowed when I am old. She still has several songs about her struggles with people-pleasing (“Tapes”, “Moratorium“) and control (“Incomplete”), which I think is what I always identify with in her albums. Anywayz, thumbs up to this album! 🙂

* rant * Look here, if you start reading this thinking of Alanis Morissette as only the artist who sang “You Outta Know” in 1995, you might as well stop reading. In my opinion, although that was her biggest hit, it was the worst possible portrayal of her music and her attitude toward life. Even if you only listened to the rest of that one album “Jagged Little Pill”, you could tell that she is actually a spiritual and peacefully seeking person. She has had many albums since then, all of whom have outlined her increasing spirituality, if not her continued failure in love. This is not to say she is a Christian artist, far from it. But, I think the way she writes of accepting things and letting go is very much a characteristic that those of us who follow Christ should have. * rant *

Recent books and music

So, here’s what I’ve been reading and listening to lately

Blue Like Jazz: Nonreligious Thoughts on Christian Spirituality by Donald Miller
I loved this book so much. I got it from the library and now I have to go buy it so that I can own a copy and force other people to read it. Donald Miller writes just like he is having a conversation with the reader, and when he talks about his views on Christianity, he doesn’t use big words or theological language, he just talks about his experiences. He was looking for truth and he found it in the Bible. He has difficulty separating what he sees in the Bible with what he sees Christians do sometimes, and that makes him sad. I completely identified with it. I think a lot of people in my generation would.

Saturday Nights & Sunday Mornings – Counting Crows Counting Crows - Saturday Nights & Sunday Mornings
First of all, I love Adam Duritz and I own everything Counting Crows has ever done. They are right up there with Ben Folds to me. Because I do own (and have memorized) all the other Counting Crows albums, I can tell when he recycles his lyrics. He has always written beautiful and poetic lyrics and I love the way he merged them in the concert I attended in 2006. However, with this album it seems like he has gotten depressed (OK, I realize he is always depressed) and decided not to write anything new but just string together lyrics from previous albums into a narrative about how he goes out at night and then he feels crappy in the morning. At least the album is cohesive and he keeps that theme. But still, I was expecting more lyrics like those in Hard Candy and Recovering The Satellite. He didn’t really write any new and brilliant lines that I could ponder over and put in my Facebook Quotes. I am so sad that I don’t like this album that I am going to keep listening to it hoping that maybe it will grow on me.

Better than “getting to know me”: Getting to know my iPod

I got this as one of those emails, but I love this version! Feel free to copy and email your answers to me or answer in the comments, or post on your own blog! I seriously did not cheat either.

Instructions:

1. Put your music player on shuffle.

2. Press forward for each question.

3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn’t make sense. NO CHEATING!

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Miller’s Angels – Counting Crows

WHAT DOES YOUR FAMILY THINK OF YOU?
Redlight – Kelly Osbourne

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Tourette’s – Nirvana

WHAT DO STRANGERS THINK OF YOU?
Let’s Stay Together – Al Green

WHAT DO YOUR EXES THINK OF YOU?
All I Want – Joni Mitchell

HOW IS YOUR LOVE LIFE?
Birdcage – The Wallflowers

HOW WILL YOUR LOVE LIFE BE IN THE FUTURE?
Pulling Teeth – Greenday
(well, that’s not good….)

WILL YOU HAVE KIDS?
Beautiful Soul – Jesse McCartney
(that does not tell me anything)

WILL YOU BE SUCCESSFUL IN LIFE?
Breathing – Lifehouse

WHAT SONG SHOULD THEY PLAY ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Yesterday Once More – Redd Kross, from the “If I Were A Carpenter” album, which was featured on the movie Juno.
(I would like to point out that I got this album at least 7 years before the movie featured it.)

WHAT SONG SHOULD THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Mrs. Robinson – Simon & Garfunkel
(I agree with that choice)

THE SOUNDTRACK OF YOUR LIFE:
When You Spoke My Name – MercyMe

YOU AND YOUR BEST FRIEND ARE:
Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word – Ray Charles & Elton John, from the “Genius Loves Company” album
(this seems appropriate if my husband is my best friend)

HAPPY TIMES:
Perfect Blue Buildings – Counting Crows

SAD TIMES:
Summer Girls – Kidz Bop

EVERY DAY:
Temporary One – Fleetwood Mac

FOR TOMORROW:
Can’t Take It In – Imogen Heap, from the “Chronicles of Narnia” soundtrack

FOR YOU:
Hamoa Beach – Gomez

WHAT DOES NEXT YEAR HAVE IN STORE FOR ME?
I’m So Afraid – Fleetwood Mac
(well, that’s comforting)

WHAT DO I SAY WHEN LIFE GETS TOO HARD?
Mai Ai Hee (Dragostea Din Tei) – O-Zone, known best for the “Numa Numa” guy in the YouTube video

WHAT DO YOU WANT AS A CAREER?
Rock This B*tch – Ben Folds
(LOL)

YOUR FAVOURITE SAYING?
Time After Time – Nova Space

HOW WILL I DIE?
Perfect Situation – Weezer
(sweet!)